BOOK TITLE: Sex in the Title
GENRE: Romantic Comedy
RELEASE DATE: October 21, 2013
HOSTED BY: A Dirty Book Affair
RATING: 4 Groupie Stars
SYNOPSIS:
New York City, May 2000. The Internet bubble has burst,
and Evan's boss fires him with an email. The next day, his girlfriend dumps him, also via
email. Afraid to check any more emails, Evan desperately seeks a rebound romance but the
catastrophes that ensue go from bad to hilariously worse. Fortunately, Evan meets someone
whose legendary disasters with females eclipse even his own.
To reverse their fortunes, they recruit their friends into a group of
five guys who take on Manhattan in pursuit of dates, sex, and adventure. With musings about
life, relationships, and human psychology, this quintessential New York story about the search
for happiness follows five men on their comical paths to trouble, self-discovery, and love.
EXCERPT:
“So what’s the body count?”
“The body count?”
“You know: how many women have you slept with in your twenty-
nine years?”
Evan wasn’t sure whether to overstate the number to look sexually
impressive to a soft porn star, or whether to understate the number to look less promiscuous
and more like the responsible, clean cut, solid-boyfriend type. Since he still hadn’t quite figured
out what Tina was looking for or who she really was, he decided just to tell the truth.
“I’ve been with about sixty-seven women.”
“What do you mean ‘about sixty-seven?’ You say ‘about sixty’
or ‘about seventy.’ But not ‘about sixty-seven.’ You’re obviously keeping track.” Tina looked
amused at another opportunity to toy with Evan.
“All right. You got me,” Evan conceded. “I’ve been with precisely
sixty-seven women.”
“Unless, of course, you said ‘about’ because the total depends on
how you define ‘being with a woman.’ For example, if you just got a blowjob and nothing else
then maybe you don’t count that.”
“OK. To be more precise, I’ve had sexual intercourse with sixty-
seven women.”
“All right, so then you’ve probably been with many more women
than sixty-seven?”
“Yeah. But I don’t keep track of those.” Evan suddenly wondered
why he didn’t bother to keep track of anything but consummation.
“I see…So when did you get started on these sixty-seven
women?”
“You mean, how old was I when I lost my virginity?”
“Yes.”
“Twenty.”
“So you’ve slept with sixty-seven women in just nine years.”
“Well, actually I’ve had six serious relationships that together took
up about two years.”
“Serious? Let’s see…Six serious relationships in two years…So
each one lasted an average of four months. You call that serious?”
“Well, it was an intense four months. And I wasn’t seeing anyone
else. You know, that’s kind of a big deal in New York,” he added ironically. “Dating someone
exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage.”
Tina chuckled at Evan’s joke. “All right, so not counting the serious
relationships, you’ve slept with...” She crunched some numbers in her head. “You’ve slept
with sixty-one women in just seven years…That’s an average of almost nine per year…A new
woman every forty days.” Tina seemed impressed, which suddenly made Evan feel rather
promiscuous.
REVIEW:
So picture "The Hangover" movie and you have Evan and his group of friends! The hilarious situations, epic outcomes, and the interesting sexual encounters kept me laughing or shaking my head through this whole book.
Poor Evan can't catch a break in love, career, or even in life it seems! In just a few days everything falls down around him. Email seems to have become his enemy and deciding that he isn't going to read one more crappy email he decides he needs to go out and find himself a better woman.
After one bad night he meets someone else down on his luck and they get a group of friends together to make an epic night out. But if Evan thought things couldn't get any worse, boy was he wrong!! Bad prostitutes, toe blow jobs, and online dating gone wrong is all in a days work for these five guys. You will laugh until you pee your pants and think "dumbass had that coming!", more than once and I loved that it is written from a guy's point of view so I could sit in a guys mind for a while and learn all about how their dumb antics are really formulated, conceived, and carried out!
AUTHOR BIO:
Zack Love graduated from Harvard College, where he tried to
create a bachelor’s degree in Women. With the bachelor portion of that degree in hand, he
settled in New York City but – to afford renting his bed-sized studio – found himself flirting
mostly with a computer screen and stacks of documents. Determined not to die a corporate
drone, Zack decided to sacrifice sleep for screenwriting, an active social life, and Internet
startups offering temporary billion-dollar fantasies.
To feed his steady diet of NYC nightlife, he regularly crashed VIP
parties in the early 2000s and twice bumped into his burgeoning crush, a Hollywood starlet.
But – much to Zack’s surprise – neither of those awkward conversations led to marriage with
the A-list actress. Zack eventually consoled himself by imagining fiascoes far worse than those
involving his celebrity crush. In the process, he dreamed up a motley gang of five men inspired
by some of his college friends and quirky work colleagues. And thus was born Sex in the Title.
But the novel is not autobiographical: Zack never had his third leg attacked by any mammal (nor
by any plant, for that matter). In fact, keeping his member safe has been one of Zack’s lifelong
goals – and one of the few that he’s managed to accomplish.
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