Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Love and Lists by Tara Sivec Joint Review

Love and Lists
Author: Tara Sivec
Series: Chocoholics #1
Rating: 5 HUGE groupie stars!!


Love and Lists is the first book in the Chocolate Lovers spinoff - Chocoholics: The foul-mouthed offspring tell their stories.

Twenty-five-year-old Gavin Ellis has always had the love and support of his family ever since he was a little boy and couldn't stop talking about his penis. He's also always had their unsolicited advice and uncanny knack of embarrassing him at all costs. Now that he's an adult and trying to convince the love of his life to love him back, things haven't changed very much from when he was younger.

When Gavin's best friend Tyler suggests he make a to-do list of items that will ensure he wins the girl, Gavin is one-hundred-percent on board: after a few six packs.

After puking in the shrubs, a bad experience with Viagra, a Sex-Ed course gone wrong, and a slew of other mishaps courtesy of his family and friends, Gavin is pretty sure this list will be the death of him.

Sometimes, trying to make someone love you with a list isn't always the best idea. Especially when "Show her your penis" is the first "to-do" item...

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"I pulled my hand out of his pants and then sort  of whipped my hand in his general direction to get it off. Then I turned and walked out of his apartment." Opening my eyes, I see Rocco with his hand over his mouth trying to contain his laughter.  "Oh no you didn't. Charlotte. You Spidermanned the one you love."

So we thought we would do our Love and Lists review a little differently.  We decided to do a joint review since we both loved it so much.  After we started working on it we thought back to our Facebook Messenger texts(yes, that is how we communicate between us..don't judge!) and decided to just use those because that would be the best way to portray how we really felt in the "moment" while reading it! We both finished the book within a day and wish there was more!! There was even a point where we were sitting on Nicole's porch and I was reading Love and Lists allowed for our enjoyment and let me tell you, it is even better read aloud to someone and laughing together at the craziness!! This is definitely a book that you will want to read again and again because you won't ever be able to get enough!! So withough further ado..here is our review of Love and Lists by Tara Sivec!!!
Nicole:Omg his love interest is Jim n Liz daughter!
I don't know if I can read this
Rebecca:Yep Charlotte! Why not?!

Nicole:Cause I'm already dying!!!! Of laughter

Rebecca:I told you it was hilarious!!

Nicole:Cum guzzlers university
Oh god he can't stop pulling her hair

Rebecca:Haha!! Let go of her hair Gavin..
Did you change shampoos?

Nicole:It's so soft...yank
Seriously this might be the best thing I have ever read
And it's on pg 40
Rebecca:Told you it was hilarious!!

Nicole:That little vagina man is going down

Rebecca:I am going to chase him down!
Gavin can you do me in the ass again like last week?
Haha!! Gavin has a huge penis!


Rebecca:Just wait until they go to the Cheesecake Factory!! Hahahahahahaha

Nicole:Starting that ch

Each a bottle of wine a whole cheesecake and one of everything on the menu please
Oh shit ch 6 show her ur penis
I can only imagine what is about to happen

Rebecca:Love it!

Nicole:What pg u on

Rebecca:I think you passed me..they are still at cheesecake

Nicole:Oh god just wait for the next ch

Rebecca:Oh god Iove his grandpa!!

Nicole:Just wait gpa is an awesome dick

Rebecca:He gave him Viagra didn't he!!


Rebecca:I could totally fit my penis thru the finger holes!

Nicole:I called it too
Nicole:wait till he wants to bang Ty's cordorouys

Rebecca:Armadillo penis!

Nicole:Oh god wait for mangina and naked....and afraid

Rebecca:My penis is a pirate and I fight crime with a meat whistle sword. Who wants to pet my goat?
Nicole:Holy shit my stomach hurts
I need u to get to when his dad is in hospital

Nicole:There is something wrong with Tyler like really wrong

Nicole:Oh my god I'm done I couldn't stop

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